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what do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise

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lmayo

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People tell me I look mournful. They say, “Cheer up, Dan, it’s not that bad!” Sometimes I just look into space, which freaks people out. If I was ever required to do anything other than look haunted, I could. I’m a happy person.
People tell me I look mournful. They say, “Cheer up, Dan, it’s not that bad!” Sometimes I just look into space, which freaks people out. If I was ever required to do anything other than look haunted, I could. I’m a happy person.

(Source: harrypottergif, via jaimelannister)

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Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

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